Government Gangsta Rap or the Ballad of Brett Kavanaugh

With a scowl on my face and and a howl in my heart,
Giving you my testimony that boofing means fart.
And the Devil's triangle is gonna be
the three branches of government in the land of the free.

Gavel to gown, the more beers that I down,
Gonna lay the rules down and make your pussy frown,
And by pussy I mean cat,
Got a new definition for it, how about that?

I got a friend in the West Wing grabbing pussies with impunity
His white skin and celebrity give him immunity.
That Christine Blasey Ford looked really hurt,
Quick get me on the court before they find more dirt.
I can't break the law, 'cause I make the law,
I got legal control over your hoo-ha.

A young white boy shouldn't have to pay
for pawing unwilling pussies back in the day,
his future awaits in the corps elite,
making laws for young black men getting shot in the street.

When I see tribal land I go bling bling!
Uprooting brown people don't mean a thing.
Cause my pipe is long, and my pipe is strong,
push it through to Alaska like a horny King Kong!

My rivers of beer have led me here,
to the motherf*cking court where I'll reign supreme,
And when I get there never you fear,
Gonna break out a bottle of old Jim Beam!